Where for art thou menstruation?

So LM was born 7.5 months ago and I breastfed full time until about 1.5 months ago whens we started adding solids to her diet. She now eats 3 solid meals a day and has 2 bottles (that I pump) and breast feeds a few times also (yeah, I know, she eats alot...girl's got her daddy's metabolism). So I would hazard to say that what I am doing would no longer ber considered full-time in the breastfeeding department. From what I know you generally have to be feeding/pumping every few hours to keep aunt flow at bay and I definitely have not been doing that so why, after 7 months am I still without my monthly reminder of why it sucks to have a vagina?
I don't get it. And I know what you are thinking....uh, you might be pregnant again. Now I understand why that vile idea passed through your head but you can forget it right now...I don't feel pregnant, I am losing weight (although slowly...5 pounds so far)...and I took a test and it was negative. so there). Anyone a doctor. I could go and see one, but since I don't really care for doctors, I am more likely to not go and just wait around wondering when I will again be shot in the twat (that may be a new one for some of you...take it. use it. love it. I know I do...see how it rhymes?)

I'm not all that worried to tell you the truth. More perplexed.

Blah!

LM was up half of the night with a fever. I am exhausted. LM is finally sleeping and Husband and I are going to watch "The Number 23". Sorry I am not more entertaining tonight.

Yesterday was check-up with pediatrician. LM got shots again (hence the fever - fuckers!) and she weighs 16lbs 14oz and is 27inches long. Of course the pediatrician had to look at the averages chart to check her percentiles for weight and length to be able to state the obvious - "She's tall and thin"....Uh , yeah like her father, you could have just looked at her to figure that one out.

Doctors....

They want me to bring her back at 9 months (although we won't be in the state anymore so that's not gonna happen) to do some blood work - apparently they check for anemia. Why would LM be anemic. Does she exhibit anemic symptoms....no, then why should I come back and pay you money so you can stick her with more needles and then charge me for the lab costs just so you can tell me she isn't anemic....gee thanks for not fucking me big time there Doc. I was hoping to shell out a bunch a money so you can tell me there's nothing wrong with my kid. Oh and when I want a copy of the chart please charge me $25 and tell me it will take a week....awesome! Must be on some damn fine paper to cost $25 and you must send it out special just for me to make it take a week to photocopy something....ugh!


Sorry, I am cranky today!