Found Email to Mother from first trimester of Pregnancy!
Ramblings of a Crazy Woman:

"So I have decided that being pregnant is very similar to becoming a werewolf or vampire (you know like in movies)...I hear things that no one else notices and they drive me crazy.....I smell things that other people don't mind and they make me want to wretch

Plus sometimes I feel like I want to kill people, or at least bite them (and my hair is growing faster (and my nails too). Maybe all the vampire and werewolf myths are really just crazed pregnant women set off by excessively loud chewing and the smell of Chinese food….

Love you, let's hope I can make it through the day and steer clear of any silver bullets."

Ahhh, those were the days.