Friday, May 25, 2007

Baby suicide attempt #1

So LM has officially decided to try every method she can think of to kill herself.

Last night I awoke to find her on her belly on the floor. Now realize that I did not leave her on the floor (I promise) when I went to sleep so I must infer that she flung herself there in an attempt to injure herself (and/or make me feel like a horrible parent) or make a run for it.

Don't worry, she did not succeed in harming herself (not that I didn't psychotically check though). All appendages and skull bones are intact and she was her usual happy self this morning.

Moral of the story...we can no longer trust LM with her own well-being. She has now imprisoned herself behind the iron straps of both the swing and the stroller. she has no one but herself to blame...ok, maybe me, a little.

In other news, naughty little jealous kitty has been following me around all morning. He certainly likes it when I am not holding the baby. although, even if I am that doesn't always stop him from trying to edge his way in and sit on my lap.

Happy Friday - 3-day weekend ahead...yipee!!!

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