Old man in Rite Aid: "Oh, look how cute. What a face (those of you from NYC will recognize this as elderly New Yorker-ese). Look at that smile."
Me: Smile and be polite even though I just want to buy my toilet paper and go home....thanks LM for being so damn personable.
O.M.I.R.A: "They are so cute at this age."
Me: "Yep"
O.M.I.R.A: "Then they grow up to be such bastards!" "Trust me I know, I'm a grandfather."
Me: stunned silence.
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