Did you seriously just stick your dirty, Lee press-on nail finger in my babies mouth? You are so getting a smaller tip for that one....

I think this is self explanatory....don't stick your dirty fingers in my babies mouth...I don't even know you. You must be insane...oh wait, now you are grabbing her out of FL grandmother's arms...you must have a death wish. I don't know karate, but I will kick your ass!

Later.....In store where grandmother is buying make-up:
Counter girl: "oh, she is so cute...I want her!"

um...no! please step away from my baby. Now that you have made your intentions of kidnapping my baby clear you are not allowed to touch her.

What is wrong with people?