Holy crap! Is that my vagina?

Looking through pictures I stumbled upon the shots of the little monster's birth. GOOD GOD! I thought, is that my vagina. I'm rather partial to my girl parts and seeing them being so mistreated made me throw up in my mouth a little. Now, realize, I am not at all squeamish, but the sight of horribly painful things happening to your body can be disconcerting. Yes, we have all seen the quasi-national geographic video of women from the 70's giving birth, but that is not me....that's them.
Some babies are born with funny shaped heads. I argue that this is the result of the vagina's refusal to distort itself to such extremes. This is even more amazing to me since the little monster was born with an "abnormally perfect" head, which means my poor vagina made no refusals...what a trooper!

Also, I was amazed at how smushy the little monster's head really was....